"An apple a day, doctor stays away." - Common Sense!?

This is how the story goes.. After dinner with my grandma..
I was sitting on the couch and I was watching television.
Along.. my grandma came followed by my maid with a plate
of fruits holding on her hands. After sitting down, she asked me
to eat more fruits. According to her, eating more fruits can keep
us healthy, just like her.. she's 88 years in age and still healthy
becuz she eats a lot of fruits. I didn't know what the heck was on
my mine.. I replied her.. "Just give me a dick to play with daily
then i'll be more than healthy." Then she was a little shocked
and scolded the word that i love a lot - "yao siu" but this time
heck it, my grandma was sporty. She continued asking, "Whose
dick are you looking forward to play with?". I replied, "I only
need one dick and it's going to be Samuel's dick...." So, she asked
me about my baby.. bla bla bla.. i had a good conversation
with her until she wanted to go out and have a walk.
That's about my fucking dumbass story!!
It may sound stupid for you but it was really funny.
I don't even know how the hell I could relate fruits with dick.
LMAO.
P/s: Baby, i need you cock!!! I want it so badly now!!!